Pink Don't Need No Man

In keeping with her post-divorce, man-hating phase, Pink was spotted tuning up her own car at an L.A. gas station Wednesday. 

No 'will you just do it for me?'  pleas to come from this chick. 

In fact, if you'd tried to help Pink, she's probably threaten to chop off your penis and feed it to her dog.  I bet she'd even attack an inanimate object.  For instance, the gas pump.

But she has a point - every time I pay $60 to fill up my tank, I want to break that mother effing machine too.