Victoria Beckham Defies Gravity

It's too bad Victoria Beckham had David on her arm last night, because otherwise she would've provided free comedy for everyone when she toppled onto her face. 

The British transplants previewed their new matching fragrances, 'Signature for him and her' at Macy's in New York.   Predictably, they matched their outfits and both dressed uber-chic.  Well, sort of. 

Posh's heel-less shoes are a few steps too many beyond 'fashion-forward.'  As in fast-forward to the space age...

P.S. Nice ass-grab, Becks!