John Mayer Feeds His Babies


Not real babies, his tatted-up arm muscles, of course. 

The news about Jennifer Aniston being knocked up by John Mayer may be a load of bull, as implied by the starlet's rep, who told Us Magazine to 'give her a break' when asked about the rumor.  But that doesn't exclude John from having to keep his bod (and his sperm) in top baby-making shape. 

Turns out the couple's reunion came with a clearly wrapped ultimatum - marriage, and the promise of some little Johnnies and Jennies.  A source tells Star Magazine:

  • 'John sent Jennifer a series of romantic emails - but she said she would only take him back if they got married, and he agreed. 

  • 'They both know this is it. She wants to settle down, and finally, so does he.  They've even talked about having a family, and John said that he couldn't imagine doing it with anyone but her.'

As a woman, all this biological clock neuroses makes me want to undergo a sex change before turning 30/ desperate/ crazy, but I take comfort in knowing that at least a few of Jen's demands are founded in non-insanity.

You may recall that after John and Jen split in August, John quickly touted his 'I dumped her' schpeel to reporters, telling them 'I ended a relationship to be alone because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right.' 

So, this time around, John is on strict orders to shut the f*ck up about their private life.  'She told him she wanted to get back together, too, but no more street-corner press conferences and blogging about her,' a Jen insider tells OK! Magazine.

How long do you think it'll be before John slips up?  I give him a month tops.

Click any thumbnail below to see 10+ photos of a newly stoic John nipping out after bulking up at an L.A. gym today. 



 




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