Jordan's Wardrobe Out-Oranges Her Complexion

In a competition between Katie Price's wardrobe and her skin, that angora sweater dress wins hands down.   

The married and ensembly challenged mother of three got into divorce-ready spirit yesterday when she club-hopped around London until four in the morning and got carried home by a team of hired help friends and family.  The tosspot was so trashed, she couldn't even keep her tongue in her mouth. 

They say good bad things happen in threes.  With the Maddona/Guy Ritchie and David Duchovny/Tea Leoni splits underway, Jordan and Peter Andre's announcement could be next. 

Good thing Rhys Ifans and Kim Stewart are still on the market!