Oct
22
Blhehhhhweewwwgggkkalll.
That was the sound of me puking up my breakfast after seeing this picture of Keanu Reeves attending a movie premiere with the world's gnarliest nest of earwax coming out of his head.
I wouldn't be sooo repulsed if Keanu hadn't gone out in public like this already...just a few months ago.
Is there some sort of new disease out there that causes bodily fluids to rapidly multiply and ooze out of people's bodies??
Or has this actor just gotten by on good looks and bad hygiene? Ugh.
Click any thumbnail below (if you dare) for more pictures of scrubby Keanu at the Anvil! the story of Anvil premiere in London.
That was the sound of me puking up my breakfast after seeing this picture of Keanu Reeves attending a movie premiere with the world's gnarliest nest of earwax coming out of his head.
I wouldn't be sooo repulsed if Keanu hadn't gone out in public like this already...just a few months ago.
Is there some sort of new disease out there that causes bodily fluids to rapidly multiply and ooze out of people's bodies??
Or has this actor just gotten by on good looks and bad hygiene? Ugh.
Click any thumbnail below (if you dare) for more pictures of scrubby Keanu at the Anvil! the story of Anvil premiere in London.
Maybe that's the microchip.
OMG! ...and yet somehow, with the gnarly wax seeping out of his ears and the nasty bedhead, he still manages to look somewhat presentable. if i rolled outta bed and directly into my street clothes (from the day before), i'd get arrested.