Oct
14
It's official: John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston have crawled back into each other's beds
lives.
The couple split in August, but just haven't been the same since (tear). So after months of John writing weepy lullabies and Jen drowning her sorrows in Chardonnay, they're gonna break each other's hearts all over again.
Last week the pair began a rekindling tour across Boston, New York, and finally L.A., where the two are making no secret of their nauseating love affair.
'They were very lovey-dovey," says an insider at the L.A. airport where Mayerston arrived via private plane. 'They kissed several times and hugged each other tightly. John gave her a long, lingering kiss.'
Now. Putting aside the fact that these two broke up for some very serious reasons (read: he couldn't commit), I still can't figure out why Jen would degrade herself enough to get back with a guy who announced to the entire media that he was the one who dumped her.
My respect for the perpetual Friend will be salvaged if and only if she recharges her goods and then dumps his ass by November.
The couple split in August, but just haven't been the same since (tear). So after months of John writing weepy lullabies and Jen drowning her sorrows in Chardonnay, they're gonna break each other's hearts all over again.
Last week the pair began a rekindling tour across Boston, New York, and finally L.A., where the two are making no secret of their nauseating love affair.
'They were very lovey-dovey," says an insider at the L.A. airport where Mayerston arrived via private plane. 'They kissed several times and hugged each other tightly. John gave her a long, lingering kiss.'
Now. Putting aside the fact that these two broke up for some very serious reasons (read: he couldn't commit), I still can't figure out why Jen would degrade herself enough to get back with a guy who announced to the entire media that he was the one who dumped her.
My respect for the perpetual Friend will be salvaged if and only if she recharges her goods and then dumps his ass by November.
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