Michael Jackson Forgot His Mask

Here's Michael Jackson making his typical kind of public appearance, which is to say that he's keeping his appearance as limited as possible.

Having apparently forgotten his mask at home, the freakazoid had to cover his pale, plastic, lispticked face with his hands.  Which was no less traumatizing.  Just look at those things.

On a side note, doesn't it seem counter-intuitive to spend millions of dollars changing your face around just to keep it covered at all times?

I guess only Tara Reid (and her stomach) can understand such things.