Paris Hilton is A Bow Tie Away from Topless

Paris Hilton sported southern California style yesterday when she hit up LAX en route to the UK, where she'll finish promoting her reality show, My New BFF.

This is her 'comfy but sexy' look - velour sweats (in a very practical white) with just enough of her bare chest thrown into the hot pink mix to make it a Paris Hilton staple.

I kinda hope a baby burps apple sauce all over her on his way past first class and into coach seating, where passengers don't get complimentary meals and personal televisions.

Nervous passengers need something to laugh about these days.