Oct
09
Paris Hilton is serious about this fake presidency thing. Just after making that spoof with Martin Sheen, the celebutant is telling the November issue of Harper's Bazaar what she would do if elected president. First off, fixing the economy:
- 'I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor Day, Donna Karan the rest of the year. In these trying economic times, the White House should have a minimalist touch: open floor plan, glass and steel, throw pillows, and an infinity pool.'
Then, improving international relations:
- 'I will be wearing platform shoes when I meet with foreign dignitaries to accentuate my well-toned calves.'
- 'I won't have a cabinet; I will have a closet. A giant walk-in closet with all styles of advisers, like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane von Furstenberg, Naughty by Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, and, of course, Tinkerbell [her chihuahua].'
And, finally, selecting a running mate:
- 'Rihanna, of course. She's hot.'
She even tacks on a little experiential advice for her opponent Sarah Palin:
- 'You've got a hot bod; don't keep it to
yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a
swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.'
It's going to be tough for either McCain or Obama to compete with Paris' killer campaign strategy, but they do have a competitive advantage: Paris is very distracted hunting for a new best friend these days. Check out the celebutant heading out on a pub crawl after a busy day of promoting her reality show in London yesterday:
Enjoy photos of Pairs donning a new Winehouse-esque beehive below...
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