Nov
21
Ashlee Simpson gave birth to a baby boy last night and, to keep up with Hollywood's retarded 'unique' baby-naming trend - she and Pete Wentz named the poor kid Bronx Mowgli Wentz.
A spokesperson for the couple announced that the 'proud new parents' welcomed their son, who weighed 7 lbs, 11 oz, late yesterday evening. 'Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!' the rep said.
Well, Jessica - time to get Tony Romo's juices flowin'. Little Bronx is going to need a cousin to be his back-up dancer when he grows up.
A spokesperson for the couple announced that the 'proud new parents' welcomed their son, who weighed 7 lbs, 11 oz, late yesterday evening. 'Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!' the rep said.
Well, Jessica - time to get Tony Romo's juices flowin'. Little Bronx is going to need a cousin to be his back-up dancer when he grows up.
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