Nov
03
Apparently settling for less than true love didn't work out too well for Bachelorette DeAnna Pappas.
Four months after making Jesse Csincsak the Bachelorette winner and declaring him 'the man of her dreams', DeAnna has dumped the poor schmuck on the grounds of a leaky heart.
Jesse announced the news via their website, where he whined that DeAnna broke up with him because she loves him, but she's not in love with him. The obvious translation being: he's way too nice and she's kinda bored.
Guess you pollers who thought they'd stay together were a bit too optimistic.
Check out Jesse's dramatic split announcement below:
Awww, poor Jesse. From the hoarse throat to his pouty melodrama and his near-breakdown on camera, the guy seems devastated.
But to be fair, DeAnna sure as hell did try.
I mean, if you're not feeling sparks after cuddling at the beach, sharing romantic bike rides, and moving in together, you ain't never gonna feel it.
Besides, Jesse just gave himself the perfect setup to be next season's Bachelor. At least he's gotten a lesson on self-promotion out of this relationship...
Do you think he got to keep his Curtis & Co. watch too?
Four months after making Jesse Csincsak the Bachelorette winner and declaring him 'the man of her dreams', DeAnna has dumped the poor schmuck on the grounds of a leaky heart.
Jesse announced the news via their website, where he whined that DeAnna broke up with him because she loves him, but she's not in love with him. The obvious translation being: he's way too nice and she's kinda bored.
Guess you pollers who thought they'd stay together were a bit too optimistic.
Check out Jesse's dramatic split announcement below:
Awww, poor Jesse. From the hoarse throat to his pouty melodrama and his near-breakdown on camera, the guy seems devastated.
But to be fair, DeAnna sure as hell did try.
I mean, if you're not feeling sparks after cuddling at the beach, sharing romantic bike rides, and moving in together, you ain't never gonna feel it.
Besides, Jesse just gave himself the perfect setup to be next season's Bachelor. At least he's gotten a lesson on self-promotion out of this relationship...
Do you think he got to keep his Curtis & Co. watch too?
she's fat..has she always been that big? this is not a shock they split.
she's fat..has she always been that big? this is not a shock they split.