Reese Witherspoon Vows Not to Marry Jakey

Here's Reese Witherspooon at the World Premiere of Four Christmases at the Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywood last night. 

You'll notice there's no Jake Gyllenhaal on her arm.  And upon reflection, you'll notice there's never a Jakey on Reese's arm at these type of events.  Or just generally in public - when they are spotted cowering from the cameras together. 

So it shouldn't really come as a surprise that the coffee-loving actress is keeping her wedding finger ring-free - despite what her pals have said. 

She tells Us Weekly of her decision not to wed again:

'There are things in my life that are hard to reconcile, like divorce. Sometimes it is very difficult to make sense of how it could possibly happen. Laying blame it so easy. I don't have time for hate or negativity in my life. There's no room for it. When you make wrong choices, you have to take responsibility for them: "What part of this do I own?" I struggle to figure out what made me make those choices. All I can hope for is that I've learned something from it and won't make the same choices again.'

Okay, okay, we get it, Reese.  You had a shitty marriage.  But what kind of overpaid, out-of-touch Hollywood actor are you if you don't jump back in the game and cause more dysfunction?  Seriously Reese, I'm appalled.

Click any image for 17 photos from last night's premiere, with guests including Karina Smirnoff, Robert Duvall, Sissy Spacek, Kristin Chenowith, and Jon Favreau.