Nov
26
Here's everyone and their mom's new Hollywood crush, Robert Pattinson, struggling to get his stupid car door opened as he dodges the rain in L.A. yesterday.
Given what the Twilight star told Ellen Degeneres about girls losing interest once they get to know him, I'm wonderin': is the real Robert Pattison a disappointment?
I mean, if homeboy can't even find the 'unlock' notch, how's he going to locate other...truly important...much smaller...more feminine....hard to reach places??
Given what the Twilight star told Ellen Degeneres about girls losing interest once they get to know him, I'm wonderin': is the real Robert Pattison a disappointment?
I mean, if homeboy can't even find the 'unlock' notch, how's he going to locate other...truly important...much smaller...more feminine....hard to reach places??
I hope when he's going for those "other...truly important...much smaller...hard to reach places" he doesn't have a swarm of paparazzi around heckling him.
me too! That type of PDA might be a little inappropriate...