The AMA's Were One Giant Fashion Faux Pas

I kinda forgot on purpose to watch the American Music Awards last night, so instead of boring you with a bunch of trumped-up opinions about how much the Jonas Brothers, Rihanna or Annie Lennox sucked - or what a crybaby Kanye West is...let's just skip to the fun part and discuss the outfits. 

I have to say: I am pretty shocked by how bad they all were. 

Leona Lewis came dressed as a purple flamingo while Pink opted for the 'slutty pharaoh' costume, the iridescent Pussycat Dolls found their outfits during a group shopping spree at Forever 21 (with Ashley Tisdale and Queen Latifah in tow), Christina Aguilera's Marilyn Monroe attempt backfired into tranny territory, Rihanna and Jordin Sparks resembled two giant daisies, Taylor Swift musta been auditioning to be a Vegas showgirl, tween Demi Lovato looked about forty years old, Ali Landry's magenta gown not only clashed with the red carpet, it hurt my eyes, and what the HELL was Sarah Silverman wearing??

As for the boys - well there's never as much to say about them, is there?  I could have done without the white knight's Corbin Bleu's double denim, the Jonas Brothers looked like kids playing adult-dress-up, and is that seriously a raccoon tail sticking out of Kanye's waist??

Ugh, I can't take anymore.  Just click below for the full gallery of nearly 100 photos!