Dec
01
CSI actress Marg Helgenberger and her husband, SAG President Alan Rosenberg, announced they're taking a little marriage vacay today. Their rep tells UsMagazine:
Blah, blah, blah. You'll always be friends, you won't intentionally screw over your kid, we get it. The only part of this statement that doesn't sound like it was copied and pasted from every other celebrity's divorce statement is the bit about 'deciding to take time apart'.
This unique wording may be merely a nice way of easing everyone into the D-word, but it might also be a rare case of marriage time-outting.
In a world where most celebs split within two years, staying together NINETEEN means you must not hate each other that bad. And by the same token, if you've been together for that long, you damn well deserve a break. Why should a couple have to throw away everything they've worked for just because they need totest out their sexual organs on someone new take some 'me' time?
Time outs are the best idea ever!
'After 19 years of marriage, Marg and Alan have decided to take some time apart. They love and respect each other and remain committed to their family.'
Blah, blah, blah. You'll always be friends, you won't intentionally screw over your kid, we get it. The only part of this statement that doesn't sound like it was copied and pasted from every other celebrity's divorce statement is the bit about 'deciding to take time apart'.
This unique wording may be merely a nice way of easing everyone into the D-word, but it might also be a rare case of marriage time-outting.
In a world where most celebs split within two years, staying together NINETEEN means you must not hate each other that bad. And by the same token, if you've been together for that long, you damn well deserve a break. Why should a couple have to throw away everything they've worked for just because they need to
Time outs are the best idea ever!
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