Matthew McConaughey Needs to Take Off His Shirt

Matthew McConaughey has been laying low on the shirtless radar ever since his baby momma Camila Alves gave birth to his first son, Levi, in July.  And this morning was no exception, when the granola actor went jogging in Malibu WITH HIS SHIRT ON.  DESPITE a southern California heat wave...wtf?!

Now I think I understand why all the guys and lesbians resent Jessica Alba for wearing big frumpy dresses all the time!