Aye, Aye, Captain Mayer

John Mayer (that's Captain Mayer to you) has never been a particularly modest man... remember his bright green Borat bathing suit he wore during last year's Mayercraft (yes, really!) cruise? So it really came as no surprise when John took to the Carnival Splendor ship this weekend wearing the smallest pair of maritime shorts ever to grace the decks.

Maritime Mayer is performing on the Mayercraft Carrier 2 trip, a four-day cruise to Cabo, Mexico and back. First the Borat bikini, now the YMCA shorts... If he makes the Mayercraft cruise a trilogy, lord only knows what we we'll see next!