Lindsay Lohan Does Not Do Drugs, Drink, Crash Cars or Lie About All of It

Bad News first: Lindsay Lohan's brand new Maserati is cracked up, she's resorted to product placement ads (notice coke can above) to make money, and she's still in denial about her lifestyle habits.

The one shred of good news?  The car crash wasn't Lindsay's fault(this time)!  Her assistant (soon to be ex-assistant?) was driving the sporty vehicle on an LA freeway when the fender bender occurred yesterday.  Strangely, Lindsay didn't actually look that fussed about the incident a few minutes later, when she smoked her way from showroom to showroom in the Fashion district. 

Perhaps she was still on a high (no pun intended) from sending off a sassy exclusive statement to E! News earlier in the day.  Here are the highlights:

'I don't drink, I don't do drugs and I don't lie.  I move forward and I change. Life's too short not to. If people would just leave my personal life alone--because it's really not that interesting--then I could land a great role.  I'd like to have my own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design clothes, make music, write books, etc.  It's all possible if people would just stop judging me.'

It's nice that Lindsay's got some ambition, but it might be helpful to give herself some more realistic goals.  For instance, doing one charitable act or landing one decent film would be a good start.

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