Sporting a long, blonde wig, Jim Carrey cuts his cheek with a switchblade while filming a scene for Burt Wonderstone in Las Vegas. In the movie, Carrey plays a street magician nicknamed The Brain Rapist
U.S. vs Cruikshan: "The right of bearing arms for a lawful purpose is not a right granted by the Constitution neither is it in any manner dependent upon that instrument for its existence."
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts: "If you were a gladiator in olden days, I bet the inefficiency of how the gladiator fights were organized and scheduled would just drive you up a wall."
U.S. vs Cruikshan: "The right of bearing arms for a lawful purpose is not a right granted by the Constitution neither is it in any manner dependent upon that instrument for its existence."
The Dhammapada: "One's own self conquered is better than all other people."
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts: "If you were a gladiator in olden days, I bet the inefficiency of how the gladiator fights were organized and scheduled would just drive you up a wall."
Erich Segal: "Love means never having to say you're sorry."
Francois de La Rochefoucauld: "To establish oneself in the world, one has to do all one can to appear established."
Arthur Hays Sulzberger: "We tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat."