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Bertrand Russell: "It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this."

Denis Watley: "The reason most people never reach their goals is that they don't define them, or ever seriously consider them as believable or achievable. Winners can tell you where they are going, what they plan to do along the way, and who will be sharing the adventure with them."

Barber B. Conable, Jr: "Exhaustion and exasperation are frequently the handmaidens of legislative decision."

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts: "The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker who came through, trying to peddle 'hair restorer.' He took everyone's money in a poker game, so when he tried to sell the bottles of hair restorer, nobody had any money left to buy it"