Today the original pants-dropper turns 33 (despite looking almost as
delicious as when he was 21), and somehow, the world keeps spinning.
While his brother Donnie launches the Old Kids Off the BlockNew Kids On the Block 'reunion' tour, Mark Walhberg is busy welcoming his 'new kid.'
Check out Marky Mark rubbing girlfriend Rhea Durhan's growing
belly (and getting in an early Birthday celebration) as he catches
praise from a fan outside Madeo's Restaurant yesterday:
Notice the pants-dropper gets into the passenger seat instead of behind the wheel.
Kind of reminds me ofCamila Alves and Matthew McConaughey.
What is it with the pregnant girlfriends doing all the driving for their baby daddies???
Moreover, Mark and Rhea have been engaged for four years. And they
already have two kids together. But no wedding plans to speak of. Wtf. Why
even get engaged?!?
Continue reading Marky Mark's Got a Bun in the Oven...
Now that they've got the ball rolling on their future together, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are trying their hand at the whole mommy/daddy thing.
Parenting experiment number one? A trip to Disneyland with Spencer's two little nieces yesterday.
Check out Heidi, Spencer, Ava and Hayley posing in Disney hats, pulling Arthur's sword from the stone, eating cotton candy, high-fiving each other and getting cozy with Snow White:
Wow, I didn't know it was possible to wear that many hats in one day. Did they buy out the whole Disney collection?
Spencer
and Heidi look like they're having almost as much fun as Ava. And with
their matching grins, pastel shirts and blonde hair, this foursome almost
look like like a happy little family.
Audrina Patridge and Nicky Hilton are spotted leaving a movie theater at The Grove (a shopaholic's equivalent to Disneyland), where the two celebs caught the newly released Sex and the City movie.
Separately, of course.
Audrina may be a real 'actress' now, but she hasn't quite made it into the distinguished Hilton clan. Yet. There's still time for her to turn those upskirts into a sex tape before Paris Hilton gets married. Hey, it worked for Kim Kardashian. One minute you've never heard of her, then her sex tape drops, and 2 seconds later she's buddy buddy with the original sex tape celebretard.
But to be fair, Nicky is of a different breed. She actually sells a product other than her tabloid image. Check out the paparazzo asking Nicky about her third fashion line, while Audrina calls the movie 'scary:
Wow, Aud, those are some really 'badass' friends you've got there. Do they have tattoos, like you??
Pictures of the the reality star and her 'alternative friends,' along with Nicky Hilton and her boyfriend David Katzenberg after the jump...
Turns out Mel Gibson's soft spot for Britney Spears goes deeper than just relating to her stardom, substance abuse and general trainwreckness. And not just because she once tickled his hard spot either...
According to the professed alcoholic, he too is manic depressive, like Brit Brit.
'I had really good highs but some very low lows. I found out recently I'm manic depressive,' he says in a new documentary.
Eh, figures.
Checked out the uber-Catholic actor displaying some of these high/low tendencies when a f*cking annoying fan pisses him off at Madeo's Restaurant yesterday:
Keep taking those meds or going to church or whatever, Mel, because you wouldn't you to go and say something racist this time around...
Shayne Lamas is the Playmate lookalike who won Matt Grant's heart in last week's final episode of The Bachelor.
Coincidentally, winning the Bachelor's heart has been great news for the aspiring actress's career.
The daughter of C-list actor Lorenzo Lamas will appear in Girls Gone Wild Magazine next month, and today she soaked up some attention sun at the beach in Malibu.
The 22-year-old platinum hottie catches up on 'how to be a B-lister' tips while reading Tori Spelling's autobiography, before supposedly catching a fish, and doing a face plant into the ocean as she tries to throw it back into the sea. Check out the amusement below:
Would a bikini shot be complete without a lot of squealing and a little boob grabbing?
More pictures of the American Brit after the jump...
Yesterday was the one-year anniversary of her marriage to druggie-hubby Blake Fielder-Civil, and since they haven't COMPLETELY wrecked each other in the six or so months that they spent together before Blake was imprisoned, Amy has plans for them to finish the job...and then some.
She talks to paparazzi about her plans to buy a house and HAVE CHILDREN with Blake when caught amidst a good high good spirits yesterday, having just received some anniversary roses from her hubby. Check out the deluded Brit-wreck trying (but failing) to pull off a confident wink as she babbles about about her love:
Yeah, Amy a mom. Because, you know, crackheads make great parents, let alone become pregnant. And should that happen, can you IMAGINE the mental retardation her kid will suffer from??
Crack babies are a real thing!!
Pictures of Amy eating (and shortly after, puking up) fish and chips on her way home from visiting her incarcerated lover after the jump, and I promise this is the last Winehouse mention of the day...
Ever since gay marriage became legal in California last week, everyone seems to think that all gay people want to do it.
Because, you know, now that they're finally allowed to do the cool heterosexual thing, every one of them is suddenly going to become 100% ready to kiss that single life bye-bye.
T.R. Knight is one of the poor suckers who is being pegged for this question. Check out the Grey's Anatomy cutie laugh (and hopefully make this paparazzo feel stupid) when she pops the question outside his Westwood home yesterday...
But 35-year old T.R. has only been dating his 19-year old college boy for six months!
The question is tooootally immature premature.
To be fair, I can'treally blame the media for being so trigger-happy on the marriage question. Marriage is the trendy thing to do these days! Why shouldn't social conformity be an equal opportunity event?!
Drew Barrymore and Justin Long seem like one of those couples who will be together forever. Because they seem so happy and peaceful (media code word: boring).
No sex tapes, no eloping followed by annulling. We've never even heard about them having a fight, for Chrissake.
Come to think of it, we've heard jack shit about these two! They should get a medal for preserving their privacy ... while still managing to get into the tabloids on a weekly basis.
Here the old-ish lovebirds are, paw in paw, as they float on their little love cloud from Hugo's restaurant to their car in West Hollywood.
Bai Ling is as quirky and comical as ever as she splashes in the waves, rolls in the sand, and does a variety of other less-mainstream activities on the beach in Hawaii.
Among these...pouring sand on herself, sit-ups, air splits, yoga, and more playing with and throwing of sand.
The dude that Bai is running circles around and holding hands with is supposedly her new boyfriend. He is also supposedly really rich. But I'm sure she just likes him for his personality.
Pictures of the asian model/actress enjoying herself (so much that she gets naked) after the jump...
