Audrina Patridge and Nicky Hilton are spotted leaving a movie theater at The Grove (a shopaholic's equivalent to Disneyland), where the two celebs caught the newly released Sex and the City movie.
Separately, of course.
Audrina may be a real 'actress' now, but she hasn't quite made it into the distinguished Hilton clan. Yet. There's still time for her to turn those upskirts into a sex tape before Paris Hilton gets married. Hey, it worked for Kim Kardashian. One minute you've never heard of her, then her sex tape drops, and 2 seconds later she's buddy buddy with the original sex tape celebretard.
But to be fair, Nicky is of a different breed. She actually sells a product other than her tabloid image. Check out the paparazzo asking Nicky about her third fashion line, while Audrina calls the movie 'scary:
Wow, Aud, those are some really 'badass' friends you've got there. Do they have tattoos, like you??
Pictures of the the reality star and her 'alternative friends,' along with Nicky Hilton and her boyfriend David Katzenberg after the jump...
Turns out Mel Gibson's soft spot for Britney Spears goes deeper than just relating to her stardom, substance abuse and general trainwreckness. And not just because she once tickled his hard spot either...
According to the professed alcoholic, he too is manic depressive, like Brit Brit.
'I had really good highs but some very low lows. I found out recently I'm manic depressive,' he says in a new documentary.
Eh, figures.
Checked out the uber-Catholic actor displaying some of these high/low tendencies when a f*cking annoying fan pisses him off at Madeo's Restaurant yesterday:
Keep taking those meds or going to church or whatever, Mel, because you wouldn't you to go and say something racist this time around...
Shayne Lamas is the Playmate lookalike who won Matt Grant's heart in last week's final episode of The Bachelor.
Coincidentally, winning the Bachelor's heart has been great news for the aspiring actress's career.
The daughter of C-list actor Lorenzo Lamas will appear in Girls Gone Wild Magazine next month, and today she soaked up some attention sun at the beach in Malibu.
The 22-year-old platinum hottie catches up on 'how to be a B-lister' tips while reading Tori Spelling's autobiography, before supposedly catching a fish, and doing a face plant into the ocean as she tries to throw it back into the sea. Check out the amusement below:
Would a bikini shot be complete without a lot of squealing and a little boob grabbing?
More pictures of the American Brit after the jump...
Yesterday was the one-year anniversary of her marriage to druggie-hubby Blake Fielder-Civil, and since they haven't COMPLETELY wrecked each other in the six or so months that they spent together before Blake was imprisoned, Amy has plans for them to finish the job...and then some.
She talks to paparazzi about her plans to buy a house and HAVE CHILDREN with Blake when caught amidst a good high good spirits yesterday, having just received some anniversary roses from her hubby. Check out the deluded Brit-wreck trying (but failing) to pull off a confident wink as she babbles about about her love:
Yeah, Amy a mom. Because, you know, crackheads make great parents, let alone become pregnant. And should that happen, can you IMAGINE the mental retardation her kid will suffer from??
Crack babies are a real thing!!
Pictures of Amy eating (and shortly after, puking up) fish and chips on her way home from visiting her incarcerated lover after the jump, and I promise this is the last Winehouse mention of the day...
Ever since gay marriage became legal in California last week, everyone seems to think that all gay people want to do it.
Because, you know, now that they're finally allowed to do the cool heterosexual thing, every one of them is suddenly going to become 100% ready to kiss that single life bye-bye.
T.R. Knight is one of the poor suckers who is being pegged for this question. Check out the Grey's Anatomy cutie laugh (and hopefully make this paparazzo feel stupid) when she pops the question outside his Westwood home yesterday...
But 35-year old T.R. has only been dating his 19-year old college boy for six months!
The question is tooootally immature premature.
To be fair, I can'treally blame the media for being so trigger-happy on the marriage question. Marriage is the trendy thing to do these days! Why shouldn't social conformity be an equal opportunity event?!
Drew Barrymore and Justin Long seem like one of those couples who will be together forever. Because they seem so happy and peaceful (media code word: boring).
No sex tapes, no eloping followed by annulling. We've never even heard about them having a fight, for Chrissake.
Come to think of it, we've heard jack shit about these two! They should get a medal for preserving their privacy ... while still managing to get into the tabloids on a weekly basis.
Here the old-ish lovebirds are, paw in paw, as they float on their little love cloud from Hugo's restaurant to their car in West Hollywood.
Bai Ling is as quirky and comical as ever as she splashes in the waves, rolls in the sand, and does a variety of other less-mainstream activities on the beach in Hawaii.
Among these...pouring sand on herself, sit-ups, air splits, yoga, and more playing with and throwing of sand.
The dude that Bai is running circles around and holding hands with is supposedly her new boyfriend. He is also supposedly really rich. But I'm sure she just likes him for his personality.
Pictures of the asian model/actress enjoying herself (so much that she gets naked) after the jump...
Heidi Montag shows off her exorbitant new income (and mommy love) with a little Mother's Day shopping. Her mom, Darlene, flew into town from Colorado for a weekend of bonding with her daughter ... and Spencer Pratt of course.
On the agenda: Beverly Hills shopping at Chanel, Hermes, Ralph Lauren, Brookes Brothers on Saturday and a Beverly Wilshire brunch on Sunday.
Check out Heidi loading up on bags, purses, and scarves as she treats her mama right:
No better way to bond than over a little retail therapy!
Here's Samantha Ronson flicking off the camera because, unlike her girlfriend Lindsay Lohan and all their media-whoring friends, Sam doesn't need to kiss anyone's ass to buy Porsches, friends and a career (the perks of being the daughter to a NYC Socialite).
Check out the trust fund baby spending some of her excessive money at Benji Madden's 'DCMA' clothing store before heading to her blonde/redheaded girlfriend's home for some good lovin':
For the record, Sam and Lindsay haven't actually admitted that they are having sex. They call themselves 'just friends.' But it's pretty hard to forget about all the stories we've heard to suggest otherwise.
Such as the text messages Lindsay sent right before her DUI last year telling Sam that she 'wanted to have her baby.' Or the recent story about Lindsay going ape-shit on some chick who was talking to her woman at a bar last month. Add to that the undeniable sexiness of Sam Ronson in her trench coat, high-top sneakers and bleached, drowned-rat look, and it's a done deal.
More pictures of DJ Ronson telling us how she really feels after the jump...
