Amy Winehouse continued her violent rampage when spotted in London last night. The troubled addict first lashed out at the paparazzi by calling them 'pricks,' mocking their careers, and throwing a pint of glass at one photographer. Luckily, she missed, probably because she was too cracked out, but then: it was onto a new victim.
After a concerned pedestrian reached out to touch Amy's arm (apparently not aware of her 'rabid dog' reputation), the singer reacted by decking the woman in the face (00:57 mark), then calling her a 'dickhead' and a 'fucking bitch.' Check out the full drama below:
Those big dudes on either side of Amy are her bodyguards, but I think they need to switch their approach around a little. Lady seems pretty capable of 'defending' herself. In fact, shouldn't they be more focused on protecting everybody she comes into contact with? Oh right, they are probably scared of her too now. Duh.
Salma Hayek rocked a hot post-baby body yesterday when spotted leaving Madeo Restaurant in Beverly Hills. So naturally, our sly paparazzo was curious about where all that baby weight went so quickly.
'I had the baby,' the Mexican actress joked with her signature gusto after complaining that she was 'not in the mood' to discuss her new movie Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
Then the new mom's female friends laid the smackdown (and a few F-bombs) on our papraazzo the inquiring weblogger, telling him to get lost and deflecting attention onto her friend's art gallery (at which point the cameraman turned OFF the camera).
Clearly, when you lose a boyfriend, your friendships just get stronger.
Brody Jenner was spotted aimlessly searching for his car in New York with his buddy Frankie Delgado (but not his usual charm) yesterday.
Guess an L.A. pretty boy in the big apple is like a fish out of water. How are you supposed to figure out where you are when the streets all look the same, you're delirious from the humidity, and your feet hurt?
Vanessa Hudgens showed some side-boob while performing in buttfuckingnowhere Bessemer, Alabama for the second night of her 'Identified' concert tour on Friday.
Her show took place at a local amusement park, naturally, because where else do all fourteen-year-olds want to be on a Friday night?
After being followed around by little female fans all day, Vanessa glammed up, whipped out her dance moves, and hit the stage like a pro. Check it out:
With all that enthusiasm, you'd almost forget Vanessa was actually singing about sneakers. What do ya think teenagers....has Vanessa got an edge on the Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez?
I have no idea how Felicity Huffman has been married to William H. Macy for 11 years because goddamn is he serious and boring.
The effeminate actor was spotted in L.A. on Thursday and asked to explain what the hell is wrong with all those young Hollywood troublemakers. He said:
'I feel sorry for a kid that's 20 years old and suddenly a millionaire and nobody will say no to them. Lord knows what would have happened to me. When I was 20 years old, I didn't have the brains God gave an animal cracker. I would have flown off the planet, I'm sure.'
Of course, William's wisdom was offered only after dropping a little self-promotion about his own upcoming movies...a list of 'still in the can' films that bored even the paparazzo (who quickly regretted asking about it).
Check out the full interview above to enjoy Macy reiterate some of Bette Davis' most famous traffic-dodging advice.
And for the 98% of you who don't live in Los Angeles, Fountain is a little side street in Hollywood that is usually a faster alternative to Sunset or Santa Monica Boulevards.
Frumpy Katie Holmes was spotted in NYC last night leaving Gerald Schoenfield Theater as part of that Broadway crap I mentioned yesterday.
And, just like Tom taught her to do, Katie was uber polite when the paparazzo tried to strike up conversation but only opened her mouth to smile sweetly. Check out the contained actress in action:
I sure as hell hope Katie comes out of that shell on stage, or she'll fail at Broadway even more miserably than I expected.
On a side note, where did she get those fabulous jeans? Her grandpa's closet??
So you might have seen John McCain's new campaign ad (watch here) comparing Barack Obama to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.
But have you seen the video footage of McCain's daughter Meghan having lunch with her new BFFHeidi Montag a couple weeks ago??? Check out the two blonde buddies hugging bye-bye and chatting below:
Did you know that Meghan McCain is practically commando of the youth vote for her daddy's campaign??
Celebs like Scarlett Johansson may have dramatically professed their love for Obama,
but as far as I know Barack's kin doesn't hang out with any reality
stars.
Moreover...if celebrities are as taboo and unimportant as McCain's ad suggests....why is his daughter bff with them?
Check out a recap of Meghan and Heidi's July 15th lunchdate at Ivy at the Shore in Santa Monica below...
A few months after Spencer and Heidi dined with George Bush, Heidi Montag seems to be gettin' cozy with the family of George's would-be successor.
Heidi and her newest BFF, Meghan McCain, were spotted lunching
at Ivy on the Shore in Santa Monica today. Just the intimate two of them.
'What the hell?' you may ask, wondering what Heidi and John McCain's eldest daughter have in common.
Well it turns out the two blondes can bond over more than just being Republican...they can also discuss fashion!
Meghan
aspires to follow in Heidi's designing footsteps, and has
already grabbed media attention with a blog about her fashion
and pop culture musings. The blog, McCain Blogette, is also a source for tracking daddy John McCain's campaign trail, which Meghan is working on full-time this summer.
Way to reach out to those younger American voters, Meghan.
One thing the blogger could work on, however - is keeping a little cash on hand. She was no help to Heidi when the Hills
hottie fetched her car from the restaurant valet and realized they
wouldn't accept plastic. Lucky for Heidi, a few paparazzi were there
to cover her ass.
And
yes, the paparazzi were completely oblivious to the fact that they were
filming John McCain's daughter, who got her first dose of what it's
like to live in L.A.: nobody gives a shit about politics.
Everyone's favorite celebrity couple and Second Amendment advocates, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, hit the firing range for a little target practice recently, as all responsible gun owners should. Way to role-model, guys! A well-honed trigger finger and a steady aim are essential to preventing tragic accidental shootings.
Looks like the duo wisely wore protective ear muffs while blasting away, too. Smart move, guys; with Heidi's music career on the brink of blowing up, they're going to need their hearing.
Check out the trigger-happy couple putting their best gun forward:
Oh, what fun. Our apologies if you hear shots going off inside your head the rest of the day...
Click on the the photo above for the full, 53-pic gallery of Speidi's trigger-happy adventure!
