Douche
Mayer, who is in NYC for a concert tonight, lost his temper
yesterday after being followed by a paparazzo. When the photographer wasn't
quite as easy to lose as he'd hoped, John tried to express his
annoyance by being funny and
ironic. Which of course means he was just condescending and offensive.
John: 'Where do you keep your degree in journalism? Like do you keep it like in the console...in the middle of the seats?'
Paparazzo: 'You look handsome John!'
John: (still talking about the degree) 'It's probably a really good idea to keep like soda cups on it.'
Haha, good one John. The paparazzo should make the journalism degree
into a cup holder, funny. Because she doesn't really have a degree. Ha ha. Because her profession sucks that bad. Ha
ha. That's hilarious.
All I wanna know is: when's John Mayer doing stand-up? I really
want to go. I can't imagine a more fun target to throw darts at.
Continue reading John Mayer is Moody ...
Cynthia Rodriguez has had enough of her husband's hanky panky. Today the baseball star's wife filed for divorce and pinned the blame on two years of 'terrible, demonic problems.' (ie. A-Rod's wandering d*ck).
But unlike A-Rod, Madge ain't quittin' her marriage. Last week her rep personally denied the affair rumor, calling it 'untrue dirty laundry.' The rep also shot down the rocky marriage rumors and asserted that 'there are no plans for Madonna and Guy to divorce.'
HAAAAAAAH. A-Rod's an idiot.
Anyway, check out previously unreleased video footage of A-Rod and his wife attending the GQ Men of the Year awards in L.A. last December (when Cynthia still sorta trusted him):
Notice A-Rod literally doesn't even touch his wife until everybody's watching them on the red carpet. And could he look any less interested when the paparazzo compliments his 'beautiful wife' (: mark)? Awwwwwwwkward.
Go find a real man, Cynthia. Even Madonna would make a better lover than this sleaze bag.
Continue reading Cynthia Divorces A-Rod...
Amy Winehouse took a break from her wedding ring and her crack closet Saturday night when she hit up Camden's club scene with Rebeccas Loos' ex-girlfriend Emma Basden. The night welcomed Amy's usual cooky behavior, punching a fan (another one) because he supposedly grabbed her butt, and spending lots of time traumatizing bonding with her fans.
Fan-bonding highlights included dragging a 12-year old girl around for a few minutes before posing for pictures with some girls. Which basically entailed Amy taking said girls' camera and not letting go until she managed to take the perfect photo one that actually had all three people in it. Amy then pranced around the square in her teeny shorts and ballet slip-ons while jabbing away on her phone. She even did a few dance moves while fans looked on. Check out the crack candy below:
Amy's probably only ringless because the damn thing fell off her shrinking, bony fingers into the toilet.
But some people are getting really excited now, hoping it will mark the end of Amy's marriage to Blake and drug addiction. But like I pointed out earlier people - it's gonna take a helluva lot more than that.
Hoping that Amy will get sober after dumping Blake is like wishing Britney Spears would have become classy after divorcing Kevin Federline in 2006. Once the trashiness gets in, it never leaves!
Luke Perry is old enough (41) that he totally doesn't get the whole paparazzi thing. Not to mention he isn't exactly on the media's radar these days. But despite his D-list status, Luke couldn't hide from the paparazzi when he arrived at LAX on the 4th of July.
Check out the Beverly Hills 90210 alum hiding behind shades, a baseball hat, and some dude as he waits for his ride at the busy international airport:
Where does Luke even live these days...South Dakota? According to
IMDB, the guy's been doing all sorts of movies, but I haven't heard
even even a decent rumor about him in like eight
years.
And for some reason, the has-been actor isn't even interested in doing that 90210 spin-off the paparazzo asked him about. Last week Luke gave a weak explanation for his lack of interest in joining the cast with fellow alums Shannon Doherty and Jennie Garth:
'I can't re-imagine it currently. It's just
not something that I've thought about to be quite honest, I don't see
it happening. I wish them a lot of luck. I hope they have a lot of success with it."
Ah, come on Luke. Those are your two exes. I'm still wondering which one you ultimately liked better. Girl-next-door Brenda Walsh, or bitchy Kelly Taylor?
Marla Maples is still 44, still rockin' a 22-year old's body, and still hanging out in Malibu, apparently. Like her 'ex-boyfriend' Andy Baldwin, the sexy cougar took to the sand for a little Independence Day kick-off this week.
No footage of Marla singing the national anthem or doing naked naked beach pilates, but there is video of her prancing around the beach and modeling that totally awesome Stars and Stripes towel she borrowed from 'the Bachelor'...
Anyway, Happy Fourth of July if you're American, and if you're British, sorry. I'm sure you understand by now that it wasn't you, it was us. We just needed a little space. xoxo
Kristen Dunst, who may or may not be boinking co-star Ryan Gosling, was spotted roaming the streets of New York while on break from filming Good Things on Saturday. The recently rehabbed starlet smoked and blackberry messaged, faux smiled/waved at the paparazzi, met up with some pals, and gave her most pathetic attempt at hailing a cab before getting drenched in summer rain.
Those 'hunnies' being my boyfriend David's sons Brooklyn and Romeo Beckham, who got treated to a joy ride in daddy's new car yesterday.
Well, the G-rated version of a 'joy ride.' Davey is too responsible to get carried away. He even left the passenger seat empty rather than sticking the kids in his lap or trunk or whatever. And not just cos the paparazzi were watching. Because David is part of a 'normal family.' The superstar soccer player once told the media:
'Whether people believe it or not, we are a normal family and we are
normal with our kids. We don’t spoil them. We make sure they are
brought up the way we were brought up, and the way kids should be
brought up - with respect for people.'
I'm not sure what alternate universe David is living in if he thinks
there's anything 'normal' about having your kids followed by bodyguards
24/7 and transporting them in a $400,000
Rolls-Royce.
Oh wait, that's right - he's now part of the delusional reality that is Hollywood. Compared to the Denise Richards' and Alec Baldwins' of the world, the Beckhams are a modern day version of The Waltons.
Which is why, next time I really need to feel normal, I'm going to visit my schizophrenic aunt at the mental hospital. Nothing like a little contrast to boost the self-esteem.
The latest Bachelorette, DeAnna Pappas, showed off her
southern charm (namely, her curves) by hitting the beach looking
bikini-hot and abnormally boyless today. Check out her jogging,
surfing, bathing action below.
I would like to personally thank DeAnna for being the chick that got 20 heartsick jocks to sit around the house discussing their feelings and trading girl-like scrutiny on how they compare to their dating competition.
And homegirl certainly deserved it, after being ditched in the final episode of Bachelor Season 11, when shady-ass Brad Womack decided he was happy to make out with every girl, but not interested in actually marrying any of them.
It's also worth eye-candy applause that DeAnna had slimmed the pickings down to
three out of the four hottest dudes until last night, when she sent cocky hottie Graham packing. I understand, girlfriend. That boy's arrogance was about to set the whole show on fire.
Apparently all the media criticism over Katherine Heigl's Emmy bow-out has gotten under the actress' skin. Or she just wanted a vacation. Either way, the cancer-hungry actress and her hubby Josh Kelley were spotted sipping Margaratas, pounding tequila shots, and sucking each other's faces in a pretty Mexican pool.
