On Saturday a beachside brawl broke out in Malibu after a gang of drunk surfers attacked a team of paparazzi. That one ended with a photographer's broken nose and lots of bruised egos broken camera equipment. After a night of rest, the fight was back on yesterday. A security guard warned the paps that, after the previous day's drama, it might not be the best idea to stick around. Moments later, brawl #2 started after a feisty surfer checked a beer bottle at the paparazzi. Check out the madness:
Punches were thrown, equipment broken, a girl challenged the paps to punch her, cops showed up, and a few paps are now pressing charges.
Meanwhile, somewhere not too far away down beach, Matthew McConaughey has a guilty conscience for being the celeb who led these paps to the beach...
While Paula Abdul was celebrating her birthday in West Hollywood last night,
53-year-old Bruce Willis was nearby confusing people with his own cake
party.
Check out the sexy older actor bringing his girlfriend Emma Heming to Koi Restaurant and stifling a laugh as the confused paparazzi wish him a happy birthday:
Bruce's middle daughter, Scout LaRue, also attended the dinner party, but no sign of his very famous daughter Rumer Willis. Guess she's in high demand these days!
Speidi debunk – or confirm – some of their latest rumors when spotted at the Palms Restaurant in West Hollywood Thursday night.
‘We’re locked and loaded,’ Spencer said of blazin' gun he was spotted purchasing last weekend. ‘It’s for Heidi’s protection,’ he said at the time. ’I want more privacy.’
As for the other gossip, Speidi report that there’s no Hills spin-off show, no live wedding on MTV planned, but yes, the couple still enjoy kissing for the cameras just as much as ever (obviously).
Spencer made an appearance on Letterman’s Late Show Friday night dishing about his fanatic love for Heidi, his partnership with ‘the next Jay-Z, and refusal to bring his pretty face to a nightclub for anything less than $100,000 per visit.
Yeah, that’s definitely more than I make in like 3 years. I’m not bitter, but I might have to start reading The Secret one of these days.
Audrina Patridge was spotted at Madeos this week looking especially anti-social and a little sad. Probably because she has no personality, no friends, and everyone knows her boobs are fake.
The latest on the 'no friends' front is Aud gettin' kicked out of the house she shares with Lauren Conrad and her replacement BFF, Lo Bosworth. In the last episodes of The Hills, Audrina
was getting squeezed out of the picture by her smarter adversary.
Since then, Aud has NOT been spotted clubbing, shopping, or eating out
with Lauren even one of the many times we've seen the Laurens out together.
Last week, Audrina was overheard telling her Lauren replacement, lil sis Casey (yup, she had to resort to family) that she might move in with loser, on-again boyfriend Justin Bobby after getting the boot from her roomies.
'They left a note on her door telling her she had to move out,' an insider tole E!Online.
Haha, ouch. But wait, according to TMZ, the final blow may have been Audrina stealing Lauren's glory.
The fake drama has finally turned real! After LC came home last week to
find a weekly mag doing a photo shoot with Audrina in the house they
share, the claws were out!'
'Our spies say Lauren threw the hissy (stomping, the works) because she'd already promised exclusive pics of the backyard to another
mag.'
'A spy on the set called it "uncomfortable" -- ya think? -- and Audrina hurried through the shoot to get the heck out of Dodge.'
Wow Audrina, how could you? Don't you know that beating your friend to
the publicity punchline is like stealing her boyfriend when she's not
looking (in real people terms)??
Moreover - Wow, did I really just put together six paragraphs analyzing The
Hills' puppets as if they were real people with real problems???
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have something new in common with Angelina Jolie - besides being given a couple nickname...they've been shot by the same man.
Speidi are spotted at an art gallery in Beverly Hills yesterday having their profiles studied by the world-renowned photographer Martin Scholler. And they couldn't be more happy about it. Check out the blonde pair chitchatting with their mini entourage and getting chummy with a camera god below:
Yikes, that woman in black should be careful about standing next to Heidi's hyper-tanned figure until she gets some more sun! The goth and the beach babe looks just do not mix...
Nick Cannon is definitely still enjoying life as Mariah Carey's
bitch. The newlywed was spotted in Honolulu yesterday looking for
things to do while his wife finished the job her laxatives started. Getting her bikini body ready was a must, considering the diva was set to film her new music video for I'll be Lovin' U Long Time on the island shores.
In between landing on the beautiful island of Oahu and being being summoned by the queen, Nick did exactly as instructed - rented a limo and went shopping! Because who needs beaches and mai tais when you have Louis Vuitton and Tiffany & Co?
Check out the hopeless commercial romantic buying his new wife some even newer bling before re-fastening his ego with some psycho fan love:
In other Mr. and Mrs. Carey news, the happy couple have been dating just a few months, but don't let that fool you - these two know love when they see it.
'We really do feel we are soulmates, Mariah told reporters last month. 'I never felt
a love like this was in the cards for me.'
Nick added 'She is beautiful on the outside and 10 times as beautiful on the inside.'
Sordid Lives actor Jason Dottley is spotted at Santa Monica Beach yesterday posing seductively for a photo shoot with Ted Detwiler, who sounds like a Germanic villain out of The Sound of Music but is actually Jason's Sordid Lives co-star. The fun new series also stars iconic Olivia Newton-John and Golden GirlRue McLanahan.
Check out bare-chested Jason getting seductive for costar Rosemary Alexander's camera work and doing his best Charlie's Angels impression below:
Today the original pants-dropper turns 33 (despite looking almost as
delicious as when he was 21), and somehow, the world keeps spinning.
While his brother Donnie launches the Old Kids Off the BlockNew Kids On the Block 'reunion' tour, Mark Walhberg is busy welcoming his 'new kid.'
Check out Marky Mark rubbing girlfriend Rhea Durhan's growing
belly (and getting in an early Birthday celebration) as he catches
praise from a fan outside Madeo's Restaurant yesterday:
Notice the pants-dropper gets into the passenger seat instead of behind the wheel.
Kind of reminds me ofCamila Alves and Matthew McConaughey.
What is it with the pregnant girlfriends doing all the driving for their baby daddies???
Moreover, Mark and Rhea have been engaged for four years. And they
already have two kids together. But no wedding plans to speak of. Wtf. Why
even get engaged?!?
Continue reading Marky Mark's Got a Bun in the Oven...
Now that they've got the ball rolling on their future together, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are trying their hand at the whole mommy/daddy thing.
Parenting experiment number one? A trip to Disneyland with Spencer's two little nieces yesterday.
Check out Heidi, Spencer, Ava and Hayley posing in Disney hats, pulling Arthur's sword from the stone, eating cotton candy, high-fiving each other and getting cozy with Snow White:
Wow, I didn't know it was possible to wear that many hats in one day. Did they buy out the whole Disney collection?
Spencer
and Heidi look like they're having almost as much fun as Ava. And with
their matching grins, pastel shirts and blonde hair, this foursome almost
look like like a happy little family.
