Britney is Not Allowed to Talk, Smile




Britney's dad Jamie Spears is certainly keeping her on a tight leash.

The recovering popwreck harkened back to her pre-depressed days today at LAX when she tried to crack a smile for the awaiting media.  But daddy, conservator, and censor of all-things-Britney was quick to but a muzzle on his little manic-depressive's joy.

I guess Brit Brit wasn't kidding when she imitated her dad bossing her around last week.  But despite his intimidating grimace, I spy a little humor under Jamie's tight lip.  And THANK GOODNESS, because a twelve-hour flight in the company of a grumpy middle-aged dude is no picnic. 

Click below for 9 photos of the father and daughter en route to Frankfurt for Brit's mini Euro tour.



 

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Nicole and Joel Unite for UNICEF




In strong contrast to Joel Madden's brother and Nicole Richie's bff, the married-but-not couple looked more united than ever on Saturday when they attended UNICEF's Snowflake lighting ceremony in Beverly Hills. 

Yes, it's sad that Paris and Benji won't be creating a cousin for Harlow to play with anytime soon, but I doubt Nicole is eating Ben & Jerry's over it. 

Rumor has it Nicole was never too thrilled about her Simple Life pal dating her babydaddy's twin.  Probably because she knew all too well that Paris wasn't actually serious about the whole commitment/ love thing.  Besides, now she gets the Madden spotlight all to herself!



 

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Heidi and Spencer Eloped? Yes it's True...




Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt shocked everyone (except Us Magazine, obviously) by having quickie wedding in their Mexico on Thursday.

While on a routine vacation near Cabo San Lucas, the 'soulmates' impulsively threw themselves a beachside wedding at the One & Only Palmilla Resort.  No family members were even invited...which actually seems appropriate, considering most of Heidi's fam hates Spencer. 

'The minute we said our vows I couldn't stop crying,' Heidi said of disobeying her mom's wishes.

But the fifteen minute ceremony wasn't so spontaneous that the media-loving fiances spouses forgot to call in UsMagazine for an exclusive feature. 

How much bank do you think they made off these photos????!!  A million?!  More??



 

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Gwyneth Paltrow Had a Bad Hair Day




Amidst rumors that her marriage to Chris Martin is following in Madonna and Guy's rocky path, Gwyneth Paltrow stepped out in London today looking like she'd forgotten to dye - or wash - her hair for a good month or two. 

I guess when your marriage is going down the tube, getting your roots done seems kinda unimportant!



 

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Lunchtime Look: Travis Barker Wants Justice





It's still unclear what actually caused the DJ Am/Travis Barker plane crash that left four people dead and the two musicians with third degree burns, but Travis is claiming to know: it was the plane maker's fault. 

Aleging that 'one or more of the tires failed,' the former Blink-182 drummer is suing
the planes manufacturer, the charter companies, and Goodyear Tire for lotsandlotsa money to make up for his 'pain and suffering, mental anguish, psychological and emotional distress and disfigurement and pre-impact fear of death and burning.'  Watch above to hear Travis whine explain his motives for suing.

How come DJ AM isn't suing, Trav?


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Pussycat Dolls Got Their Very Own Viper Room




Paris Hilton kicked off her single life and the launch of the 'Pussycat Doll Lounge'  last night when she played hostess at West Hollywood's famous Viper Room. 

Along for the ride were Nicky Hilton, Enrique Iglesias, Amanda Bynes, Bai Ling and her GF Courtenay Semel, Harry Morton, Lamar Odom, Kobe Bryant, British auto racer Lewis Hamilton and his girlfriend Nicole Scherzinger, who brought out the whole Pussycat crew for a post-American Music Awards performance. 

Dolls founder Robin Antin will be using the new Pussycat Doll Lounge to showcase lingerie-clad dancers who made the cut in her latest round of auditions.

Should be kinda hot!

Click any image for 50+ photos of the star-studded bash. 

 
 
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PCN's Gossip Roundup




Hilary Duff Gets Pedicure, NBC Shows - PacificCoastNewsOnline
Marisa Tomei Wants to Hide Her Braless Self - Splash News Online
Katie and Suri Look Sensational in Matching Sunglasses! - INF Daily
Michelle Williams Opens Up About Heath - Celebuzz
Beyonce Electrifies on the AMA Stage - A Socialite's Life
Did Heidi and Spencer Get Married? - WWTDD
Amy's Single! - Celebslam
Too Easy - Hollywoodtuna
THe Superficial Wants to Botox You in the Face - The Superficial


 

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Who's the Gawky Actress?




You are NEVER going to guess.  Seriously, don't even try.

Just click the picture to find out...

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Pamela Anderson Pretends to Do Laundry




After seeing this picture of Pamela Anderson doing her own laundry I almost swallowed my tongue. 

But then I noticed that the Tommy Lee ex ex-ex accomplished said 'laundry' task by driving a golf cart from one end of her property (presumably the main house) to another (presumably the laundry house).  Upon reaching her destination, Pam simply left the laundry bags (presumably for their maid) and golf-carted it back across her entirely too-large property. 

So, you can imagine that when I discovered the truth behind this photo, the world suddenly made sense again, and my tongue was free to talk lots of shit.  Phew!

Click any image for 9 photos of Pamela (and her cellulite) 'doing laundry' at her Malibu mansion on Saturday. 



 

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  • Pretty Sure Britney's Hot Again
  • Eva Longoria Rolls Out in Style
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