Ok, so we all know Kate Moss has been misbehaving a bit lately, but punching her in the cheek Jamie, really? And don't just pretend it was in self-defense.
The skinny supermodel and her on-again rocker boyfriend showed up to the Lighting Ceremony at Stella McCartney's
London store Monday looking like they'd both fallen down a few
flights of stairs and landed on their faces, Or, according to their
bullshit excuses, fallen off a ladder. A source tells the Daily Mail:
'He said he was on a ladder and she was waiting at the
bottom for him to pass down the boxes of decorations. But he lost his
grip on one and heavy decorations landed on their heads on her left cheek.'
Funny how these 'accidents' happen, isn't it? I'm sure Hayden Panettiere and her father understand!
Check out Kate's cheek scratches and the remains of Jamie's black eye in the gallery of 25 photos...
Here's everyone and their mom's new Hollywood crush, Robert Pattinson, struggling to get his stupid car door opened as he dodges the rain in L.A. yesterday.
Given what the Twilight star told Ellen Degeneres about girls losing interest once they get to know him, I'm wonderin': is the real Robert Pattison a disappointment?
I mean, if homeboy can't even find the 'unlock' notch, how's he going to locate other...truly important...much smaller...more feminine...hard to reach places??
David and Victoria Beckham showed support for their favorite family friend today when they attended a matinee of Katie Holmes' All My Sons performances in Manhattan.
Appropriately, 'all the Beckham sons' were in tow too! Check out Brooklyn, Cruz, and Romeo arriving at Tom Cruise's Manhattan apartment for a playdate with America's most powerful toddler:
Um, I guess the pedestrians of New York are very protective of their celebrity visitors?
Click any image to see12 photos of Tom (of course) leading his celebrity pals to the Broadway show...
Beyonce and her team of spandexed dancers were full of hip-popping, booty-shaking energy this morning when they performed her hit single Single Ladies on The Today Show in New York.
In tandem with her new album, Beyonce is pulling a Puff DaddyP. DiddyDiddy move, and from now on, homegirl will go by Sasha Fierce - but only when she's on stage. Beyonce explains her new nickname in a statement:
'I have someone else that takes over when it's time for me to work and
when I'm on stage, this alter ego that I've created that kind of
protects me and who I really am.
Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken
side and more glamorous side that comes out when I'm working and when
I'm on the stage.'
Apparently this alter ego is protected from morning grumpiness too. While many of us mortals have a strict 'no soializing before 9 AM rule, Beyonce Sasha Fierce was happy to get chummy with the New York audience, handing them the mic and dancing with the crowd.
And yes, it was the buttcrack of dawn. Check out her cantwoman looks and moves above.
According to Britney Spears, her little angels aren't exactly little angels anymore.
The two and three-year olds have adopted quite the sailor's mouth and,
according to Britney, it's all daddy's fault. She tells the new issue
of Rolling Stone:
'They're staring to learn words like "stupid," and Preston says the
F-word now sometimes. He doesn't get it from us. He must get it from
his daddy [Kevin Federline]. I say it, but not around my kids.'
Totally. And when Jayden James and Sean Preston go to therapy to recover from the trauma of seeing mommy shave her head, run around the house naked, and make out with a crazy dude carrying a camera - that won't be Britney's fault either. Especially now that
she's cleaned up her act! According to Britney, her life is the
picture of perfect these days. Or, in her words, boring:
'I feel like an old person now, I do! I go to bed at, like, 9:30 every night, and I don't go
out or anything, you know what I mean? I just feel like an old fart.'
An old fart with a hot bod, that is. Click here for a peak at Brit's sizzling Stones photoshoot and check out the gallery below for photos of the potty-mouthed-Federlines.
For the first time in forever, Russell Crowe was spotted on American soil yesterday, where he is in town to wrap his new movie State of Play.
The Aussie actor brought his kids along for the ride (literally) and, shocker: even flashed a smile - which is especially odd given his outspoken, shall we say, 'disdain', for Los Angeles. The actor once famously said:
'I'd move to Los Angeles if New
Zealand and Australia were swallowed up by a tidal wave, if there was a
bubonic plague in England and if the continent of Africa disappeared
from some Martian attack.'
Well, Russ, I'm not a huge fan of you either. And our hotel receptionists - somehow I doubt they miss you.
