In looking at this picture of Angelina Jolie at the Kung Fu Panda DVD release party last night, I'm not sure what's more ridiculous: her body looking this good four months after giving birth to twins, or the fact that she's still promoting this damn cartoon movie.

But at least it gave the media another excuse to interrogate her about her life.  Namely, twins Knox and Vivienne.

'They are starting to get very smiley, and they are at those months where their personalities really start to shine,' she gushed to reporters, like mothers do when they wrongly assume people actually want to hear about their kids. 

Then again, we are talking about Angelina Jolie.  The world would be on the edge of it's seat listening to her explain how to use a shoehorn. 



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You can pull off the international diplomat thing, you can adopt 40 kids from all different countries, but pah-lease girl, you are a grade A celebrity with super-rich friends wearing designer clothes living in a $65 million mansion.

*sigh*

Just had to get that out, in response to Angelina's recent words to Vanity Fair about how she 'was absolutely going to marry somebody in another field, an aid worker or something,' before she met Brad Pitt.  And did the exact opposite.

I mean, I'm sure Angie thought she wanted that - but come on, it never would have worked.  The closest the tomb raider has gotten to low-class living (aside from the crack pipe) since age 14 has been roughing it in the third world...for a few days at a time... before the little 'experiment' ends and sends her back to a life of 5-star accommodations.  The glamorous kind of roughing it. 

But luckily for her, chameleon Pitt has perfectly melded himself into that aid worker Angie let stray...

'I don't see him as an actor,' she says.  'I see him very much as a dad, as somebody who loves travel and architecture more than being in movies.  ''When it comes to common goals -- orphans, orphans' rights, children -- we support each other.  It brings us together and makes our relationship work.'

Awww.  Yup, just Ange, Brad, and the kids. And three nannies.  And five tutors. And six houses. And ten cars.  And a personal airplane...

Pictures from Vanity Fair's website after the jump.

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Angelina took her oldest son Maddox to a movie at the Arclight in Hollywood. It was a mom and son date, except for the assistant that tagged along. Maddox didn't seem to mind the photogs - he made lots of funny faces for the camera. The two saw the new children's  movie, "The Spiderwick Chronicles," which looks pretty scary to me. I wonder if he had spooky dreams that made him crawl into bed with mom and dad late at night! Continue reading Angelina Jolie Takes Maddox to a Movie...