The newly-single Paris Hilton treats herself to a girly night out with her sister Nicky following her split with boyfriend of six months, Doug Reinhardt. The svelte siblings went to West Hollywood's trendy My House nightclub and got bombarded by paparazzi as they left. Also clubbing the night away was Cristiano Ronaldo, celebrating his massive transfer deal. English Premier League soccer club Manchester United have accepted a world record offer of $130 million from Spanish side Real Madrid for the Portuguese striker. Bet Paris was all over that shiz.



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Paris Hilton, a vision in blue, follows boyfriend Doug Reinhardt out of the cinema following the premiere of Rex. Paris wore her favorite Stella & Dot turquoise "Charlize" necklace - last spotted adorning her neck on her March vacation in Hawaii - to complement her bright blue ensemble, rounded off with her failthful Gina 'Gilda' shoes.

Also out for the festivities were Jamie Pressley and friends, Tom Green, Simon Rex and his date and Blossom's Mayim Bialik.

Poor, poor Paris Hilton.  After a long and emotional journey to secure Brittany Flickinger as her new BFF, the hotel heiress has been disappointed after less than two months of best friendship forever.

But if there's one thing that we know about Paris, it's that she's a fighter!  So, the resiliant celebutant is forging a new journey overseas - in England, to be exact. 

Applications are currently being accepted for Paris Hilton's British Best Friend, which Paris is promoting in London this week.  So to kick things off, Paris hosted a press screen and a 'tea party' at Covent Garden today. 

And look, she even has a special car to celebrate the new reality endeavor!

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Paris Hilton's 'BFF', Brittany Flickinger, went solo to watch Twilight at a Los Angeles AMC this past weekend. 

The reality show winner made a weak attempt to go back to a lifestyle of simply going to the movies alone.  And it looks like Paris has already transformed Brittany into a little posing queen.  In fact, the only person interested in hiding from the cameras here is the military coat chick behind Brittany.

But why was Paris' new pet all alone? Is the BFF charade already over? You decide.

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Last night, Paris Hilton picked through a collection of mediawhoring hopefuls to hand-select her very own lip service maid in the season finale of Paris Hilton's My New BFF. 

After a teary-goodbye and surprise ending, Brittany Flickinger was crowned Paris' ditzy new accessory. 

And, so far, the 'best friend forever' title doesn't appear to be entirely made up for the sake of the show! 

Brittany, Paris, and a handful of their co-clique watched the season finale together last night, before proudly hitting the Hollywood hotspot Apple to flaunt their fast friendship. 

The timing really couldn't be better for Brittany- newly single sluts make the BEST best friends! 



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Yesterday Benji Madden was spotted at his Melrose clothing store DCM, doing a fun little photo shoot. 

In contrast with his Paris Hilton - who seems to be fiercely on the prowl - Benji has kept things low-profile since their public breakup. 

But who is the tatted-up mystery woman in his photo shoot? Did Benji beat his ex to the rebound punch??



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Paris Hilton is still claiming that her split from Benji Madden is only a 'break,' but that didn't stop the celebretard from dressing to impress last night when she hit up Bardot nightclub wearing patent leather and a hungry look in her eye. 

Playette's got six months of casual sex to catch up on!



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Don't let his trucker appearance fool you, because Benji Madden is a modern-day Romeo when it comes to his would-be trophy wife.

The diminutive troll was on his best behavior last night when he took Paris Hilton out in the Big Apple.

Benji rolled out the VIP treatment at a Good Charlotte concert, sat through dinner with mommy and daddy Hilton, mad-dogged a creepy cab driver (third thumbnail below) and even tried to shield Paris from a very aggressive street puddle.  In fact, if Paris hadn't been so busy eye-fucking a guy down the street, Benji might have been able to save her metallic, animal print heels from New York City's drainwater.  What a guy.

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With all of the new developments in Paris Hilton's life - a new man, a televised search for a new BFF, the cinematic debacle that was "The Hottie and the Nottie" - the celebutante can be forgiven for needing a pinch of spiritual guidance.

Paris wowed the crass materialists at Hollywood's trendy Urth Cafe when she traipsed in with her own personal shaman in tow. The two shared a reading from a pamphlet titled "The Path of the Painted Shaman," after which the mystic blessed Paris, and God threw up in his mouth.

Might we suggest Paris take a long, long retreat with her yogi at a far, faraway place? It might not help her, but it would greatly benefit the rest of us.  Continue reading Paris Hilton's Moment of Zen...